My thoughts on the schedule CBS released for the next broadcast season. New shows in bold:
SUNDAY
7-8 p.m. — 60 Minutes
60 minutes will be seen in its entirety immediately following this game except on the west coast, where it will be seen at its normally scheduled time.
8-9 p.m. — Madam Secretary
CBS’s only new drama that is not a crime procedural, Madam Secretary is about Tea Leoni being appointed the Secretary of State where she proceeds to get shit done. Just watch the trailer. It is pretty much just a clip show of the best 25% of the pilot. This feels like a show that is a good pairing with The Good Wife, so maybe CBS is hoping it can eventually take it’s place at nine.
9-10 p.m. — The Good Wife
CBS has used Sundays as a good excuse to keep The Good Wife, its lowest rated and most critically acclaimed drama, around because it will take the least damage in the ratings department by having its start time jerked around by football overrun. I’m confident this show will stick around in this time period until CBS is done with it.
10-11 p.m. — CSI / CSI: Cyber (midseason)
CSI joins the ranks of aging procedurals that are dumped into this timeslot (joining CSI: Miami and The Mentalist) before they head off to the syndication stations in the sky. Like The Good Wife, this is also a show that won’t be hurt too much by the overruns, as its older skewing audience isn’t a big DVR crowd. It will also benefit from having to air fewer reruns, due to the hilariously goofy named CSI: Cyber (aka the AOL CD of the CSI franchise) being able to fill time at midseason.
MONDAY
8-8:30 p.m. — The Big Bang Theory / 2 Broke Girls (after football)
With the newly acquired Thursday Night Football package taking up all of CBS’s Thursday real estate for eight weeks, The Big Bang Theory had to move to Mondays for awhile. When it goes back to its regular timeslot on Thursdays; 2 Broke Girls will then step in to take its place. Having BBT kick off the season should do wonders for Mom’s and Scorpion’s ratings later in the night.
8:30-9 p.m. — Mom
To step back and look at the big picture for a minute, CBS has aired two hours of comedies on Mondays just about as long as I’ve been alive. Recently, though, they’ve been having trouble finding success for their four hours of comedies (the other two hours on Thursdays) mainly due to the ends of HIMYM and 2.5 Men and the inability to find a new hit, as 2 Broke Girls never quite materialized into what they wanted. I thought for sure the hour they were going to eliminate was going to be the second one on Thursdays, as football would allow them to consolidate their best shows into Monday. However, that changed when NBC (The Blacklist) and ABC (Scandal) came in guns ablazin’ and putting their best shows Thursdays at nine, which would render any plans to premiere a new CBS drama at that time hopeless. So instead we get the second Monday hour cut. Should be interesting to see how this shakes out after BBT goes back to Thursdays.
9-10 p.m. — Scorpion
A new crime procedural about a billionaire and his team of smarties pant fighting crime. The pilot was directed by Justin Lin of Fast and Furious fame and Katharine McPhee is also involved, so you know I’ll be tuning in.
10-11 p.m. — NCIS: Los Angeles
CBS has tapped NCIS: LA to plug the giant hole this timeslot has been recently (looking at you, Hostages and Intelligence).
TUESDAY
8-9 p.m. — NCIS
Did you know that 11 of CBS’s 18 hours of post-football Sun-Fri programming are filled with crime procedurals? That seems like a lot.
9-10 p.m. — NCIS: New Orleans
After ABC announced their Shonda Rhimes triple header, CBS counters with three NCIS’s of their own. And yes ladies, Scott Bakula is indeed shirtless in bed in the trailer CBS released.
10-11 p.m. — Person of Interest
PoI has filled in admirably in a timeslot that used to give CBS fits, so it returns here. I’m like a season and a half behind, so I have no idea if the quality has kept up.
WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m. — Survivor
Rising up, straight to the top / Had the guts, got the glory / Went the distance, now I’m not going to stop / Just a show and its will to survive.
9-10 p.m. — Criminal Minds
One day a giant asteroid will smash into the Earth and we’ll all be dead. And Criminal Minds will still be airing at 9, 8 central on CBS Wednesdays.
10-11 p.m. — Stalker
Kevin Williamson (of The Following fame) helms this Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q vehicle about a Stalker prevention force. The trailer is kinda unsettling, tbqh. I’m not sure I will be able to tune in to this two-hour “women in peril” block. Too serious a topic to crack wise about.
THURSDAY (thru Oct 23rd)
8-9 p.m. — Thursday Night Football
Because we all need Phil Simms and Jim Nantz in primetime.
THURSDAY (starting Oct 30th)
8-8:30 p.m. — The Big Bang Theory
I was perversely hoping this might be pushed to nine to face off with The Blacklist and Scandal, but no such luck.
8:30-9 p.m. — The Millers
I’m kinda surprised The Millers gets to stay here, given how disappointing CBS seemed to be with its retention of BBT’s audience.
9-9:30 p.m. — Two and a Half Men
This will be 2.5 Men’s final season. And it gets to play out its string against Scandal. Such a nice going away present.
9:30-10 p.m. — The McCarthys
CBS appears to be hanging out it’s only new fall comedy out to dry airing it opposite the Blacklist and Scandal and after 2.5 Men. I was not impressed by the show’s trailer, given the fact that it’s a Boston family and there’s a laugh track.
10-11 p.m. — Elementary
CBS is hoping Elementary’s ratings improve without Scandal in this slot. While this show is not as good as BBC America’s Sherlock, it is the best criminal procedural on broadcast, tbqh. I’m glad CBS is giving it another chance to break out.
FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. — The Amazing Race
This is CBS’s bid to attract a few of the YOUTHS to their Friday lineup. Also relevant for Amazing Race fans: no more sports overrun related delays.
9-10 p.m. — Blue Bloods
Televisions most rockin’ ‘stache is back for another year.
10-11 p.m. — Hawaii Five-0
I am still jolted awake whenever I hear the H5-0 theme song. Thanks, college!
SATURDAY
8-9 p.m. Crimetime Saturday
Like most of the other networks, CBS doesn’t try on this day anymore. Here be a repeat.
9-10 p.m. Crimetime Saturday
And another. Given the decent amount of DVR use, I’m a little bit surprised something wacky hasn’t been tried here.
10-11 p.m. 48 Hours
I’ll use this space to point out that CBS did not pick up How I Met Your Dad, which I’m choosing to believe had to do with the backlash against the HIMYM finale.