Now in it’s regular date and time, the rambling on about Scandal continues apace:
– Damn, that kind of emotional blackmail Cyrus plays on Olivia is all kinds of ice cold and awful. Vegetarians are terrible.
– Mellie hanging out on her son’s grave isn’t any less heartbreaking this week. Just hurry up and give Bellamy Young an Emmy already.
– There’s my girl Mellie living the dang dream, lounging around and eating a big ol’ plate of fried chicken. I mean, if I was First Guy or whatever, I’d certainly just chill and have the White House chef whip me up all kinds of delicious snacks at all hours.
– I would pay $100 to see a two-person play consisting of Jeff Perry and Bellamy Young eating fried chicken and talking about who is the most broken. I smell a Tony!
– OF COURSE the paralyzed school shooting hero and POW survivor couple are terrible people. This is Scandal. EVERYONE is terrible.
– Incesting? Guh, I didn’t think there was a way to make Quinn and Huck’s gross sex any more un-appealing, but congrats Abby, you’ve done it.
– I’m surprised Scandal made the callback to the domestic abuse allegation OPA faked to make David Rosen look like a wife-beater. Strong callback.
– I pass no judgement on Cyrus’s flirting skills, as I am just as bad.
– Nononono, Quinn and Huck almost had icky sex again. I’ve never been more psyched to hear someone get stabbed. Great work as usual, you two.
– All those years of getting steamrolled by OPA has finally taught Rosen a lesson! “This is blackmail.” “I’d like to think of it as winning.” GET ‘EM, ROSEN!
– MONOLOGUE OF THE NIGHT: Cyrus’s big ol’ speech to Abby about how he’s not worried that Olivia Pope will fail.
– Did I hear that right, after Fitz asks for the room with Olivia, he says “Gabby, will be alright”? Sick burn, dude.
– I also gave Mellie a standing O.
– Oh hey there, Charlie. Good for you for not being dead yet, I guess?
– So this is the season where Olivia will get herself all hot and bothered by Fitz and then go sex it up with Jake? Because she was all fired up and ready to go after fixing that SotU speech.
– That’s not a complaint or anything. I’d very much be into it if Olivia Pope showed up to my apartment with wine, wearing nothing but a coat and boots.
– I’m starting to like Portia de Rossi’s RNC Chairperson, but it still feels a bit too much like she’s playing checkers while everyone else is playing chess.
– Given all the nefarious plots and blackmails that he’s overseen, you’d think Cyrus would have his guard up a little more when a hunky dude is practically throwing himself at him. I mean, it shouldn’t take a political genius to figure out it’s likely a sex worker sent on a mission to help bury you.
– So I guess we’re not going to revisit that domestic abuse thing from last week? I’m ok with that.
– While it is sad that there hasn’t been any major twists or bonkers developments, I’m cautiously optimistic about this new, more serious Scandal. I’m still on board, is what I’m saying.
Until next week, gang.